Oh look, dear… it comes with it’s own serial killer!

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I’m sure that the title probably has you at least a smidge interested in what the holy hell I ‘m talking about. Well, kids, this one is going to be completely, totally below the cut. You must click to read! CLICK, I say!

Make Videos for Fun and… Oh.

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Hello, boys and girls! I know I’ve been remiss in my posting duties, but there’s only so much time in the day and when you have to spend a good chunk of it running the known world, that only leaves a teeny bit left, and I’m sorry, but I’m going to choose tequila and porn […]

They must be tired of having jobs…

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Anyone who pays even a smidge of attention to the world of the Interwebz has probably heard of Gawker Media, or at least their legal troubles. They’re the ones who posted the Hulk Hogan sex tape (*shudder*) and then got the pants literally sued off of them. Company going bankrupt, owner Nick Denton going bankrupt, […]

Uh oh… the money tree is dying!

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Unless you either live under a rock or are my father, you use social media. Hell, even the rock-dwellers probably have Twitter. If you do, you have almost undoubtedly run into a post from some semi-celebrity or other saying how awesome some product or company is. And unless you’re just stupid, you’ve probably guessed that […]

Allergic to Intelligence is more like it…

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Just when you think you’ve seen the most bat-shit, unbelievably crazy motherfuckers on the damn planet, someone pops up to prove that the ones you’ve seen so far aren’t even on the same scale. No, I’m not talking about Killary Clinton or Barry Sotero. The people I’m going to be be talking about today make […]

People. Are. Idiots.

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Aloha, my dear friends. I’m here, reporting to you live from the frontlines of the war on stupidity. It’s a dangerous job, but someone has to do it, and I drew the short straw. Also, there may have been tequila involved. I’m still a little fuzzy on that part. So, what am I talking about? […]